Preliminary findings from clinical studies currently underway in Marrakech demonstrate that sequins can be used to treat a wide variety of modern day ailments -- from crabby moods, to snapping unnecessarily at one's spouse, to sweating the small stuff.
Never mind those paragons of good taste who poo-poo sequins at every opportunity. Indeed, the blogging girl had noticed that it was those very poo-poo-ers who seemed to suffer from high degrees of irritability. 'Nuff said.
Although scientific advances had not yet allowed for the ingestion of sequins intravenously, other means of application seem to provide almost instant diminishment of problematic symptoms. Particularly promising appears to be the wearing of sequinned babouches, or Moroccan slippers. The only reported side effect is an accompanying giddy, light headed feeling.
One six-year old tester, who had recently scraped her knee when riding her bike without training wheels, put on a pair of Moroccan slippers and immediately shrieked, ooooh, pretty, sparkly, princessy....!
A medical miracle.
Applications of sequins via internet remain highly experimental of course.......
Psst, a gift of Moroccan slippers with every purchase of a sequined Moroccan wedding blanket. A double whammy for those suffering from mild forms of depression.